Closet Sex

When you crash at a friends house or vise versa and you start snuggling, or other doing sexual activities, but you both act like you're straight and pretend like nothing happened in the morning.

Essentially a one night stand, but for gay or bisexual people who are too shy to come out of the closet.

Example 1:
Jacob: "Morning dude"
Carl: "Hey."
Jacob (thinking to himself): "That guy gives the best hand jobs iv'e ever had"

Example 2:
Steve: "So how'd the party go"
John: "Pretty good. I'm almost positive Jacob and Carl were having Closet Sex after they thought I fell asleep though."

by Th3rd November 13, 2015

Closet Sex

when you live with roommates but can't wait for an empty house to get it on, so you have sex in your walk-in-closet to keep the noise down

Babe, I really want you right now! Ahh, I wish we were alone. Can you be quiet? Not really...it's not that fun that way. Okay, let's go for some closet sex.

by DestinyHope March 1, 2011

Closet Sex

Closet Sex: when your fucking a girl just because its an easy lay, but you dont tell your friends because shes fat or ugly.. so you keep her in the "closet"

if you have ever fucked a girl, even if she is ugly or fat, but didnt tell anyone, you have had closet sex.

by Hot_Deli_Dan December 20, 2007

Closet sexual

Someone who is part of the lgbtq+ but swears on everything that they are not

Rafe is a closet sexual

by Spy Junior July 3, 2022

sextra close

Form of Speech: Adjective
A distinction of proximity or relationship status with another departing from casual association to relations of a sexual nature. Often used interchangeably with "friends with benefits", but can be used to imply more intimate consociation.

Mrs. Jeffries: "So, are you and Professor Wilcox just friends or what?
Cassandra: "Well, we are really close, last night we got SEXTRA CLOSE, mhmm teeheehee pfft" * fart sound

by jordan lane August 19, 2009