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CiscOwned 

v. - the act of being submitted to a ruthless, or otherwise cruel use of the English language. This is generally experienced by unsuspecting students of Cisco Systems' Networking Accademy who are reading the online or hard Cisco curriculum materials. Thus the terms: "CiscOwned" or "CiscOwnage"
<Cisco> "Routers use routing protocols to exchange routing tables and share routing information. In other words, routing protocols enable routers to route routed protocols." (CCNA 1, 10.2.3)
<Student> ...i want to die.
CiscOwned by Vorondil December 3, 2004
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CISCOwned 

A prime example of CISCOwnage

This condition, called count to infinity, loops packets continuously around the network in spite of the fundamental fact that the destination network, Network 1, is down. The routers are counting to infinity.
CISCOwned by Lennyist Leader April 19, 2004
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wiscowned 

When someone from Wisconsin, U.S. has 'owned' you. Owned is referring to being more clever than you, or beating you out in something, such as a game.
Person 1: "Oh man, you totally kicked my ass in that game."
Person 2: "You got WISCOWNED!"
wiscowned by StephWISCO March 23, 2010
Being owned beyond the point of QQ, the opposing player disconnects from the server or game in out of angry or frustration. (Popular in the online multi-player of Jedi Knight 2: Jedi Outcast, Version 1.02)
Player 1: GG, 10-0 Noob.
Player 2: Screw you.
Player 2: Player 2 has disconnected from the server.
Player 1: discowned.
Discowned by Esula August 10, 2008

Cissoned 

To apply for a job but be totally ignored. To have your bosses ignore your transfer request and pretend that you never submitted one.
Q: Hey Sir, where are we at with my transfer I submitted months ago?

A: Ummm did you submit something? I don’t remember seeing it on my desk.

Q: Damn it, I think I just got Cissoned
Cissoned by SlyDiablo January 16, 2021

cissoned 

To apply for a job but be totally ignored. To have your bosses ignore a transfer request and pretend that you never submitted one.
Q: Hey did the boss approve your transfer request?

A: I asked him about it and he said That he didn’t know what I was talking about and never got any paperwork.

Q: Damn man, I think you just got Cissoned!!
cissoned by SlyDiablo January 16, 2021

cisconduct 

TikTok user @cisconduct never misses. His cat is cool as fuck. Always has good takes. Endorsed by the most famous TikToker @megumiist.
Woah, is that TikTok user cisconduct? The alpha energy he is giving off is insane!
cisconduct by megumiist March 25, 2021
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