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CiscOwned 

v. - the act of being submitted to a ruthless, or otherwise cruel use of the English language. This is generally experienced by unsuspecting students of Cisco Systems' Networking Accademy who are reading the online or hard Cisco curriculum materials. Thus the terms: "CiscOwned" or "CiscOwnage"
<Cisco> "Routers use routing protocols to exchange routing tables and share routing information. In other words, routing protocols enable routers to route routed protocols." (CCNA 1, 10.2.3)
<Student> ...i want to die.
CiscOwned by Vorondil December 3, 2004
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CISCOwned 

A prime example of CISCOwnage

This condition, called count to infinity, loops packets continuously around the network in spite of the fundamental fact that the destination network, Network 1, is down. The routers are counting to infinity.
CISCOwned by Lennyist Leader April 19, 2004
Related Words

wiscowned 

When someone from Wisconsin, U.S. has 'owned' you. Owned is referring to being more clever than you, or beating you out in something, such as a game.
Person 1: "Oh man, you totally kicked my ass in that game."
Person 2: "You got WISCOWNED!"
wiscowned by StephWISCO March 23, 2010
Being owned beyond the point of QQ, the opposing player disconnects from the server or game in out of angry or frustration. (Popular in the online multi-player of Jedi Knight 2: Jedi Outcast, Version 1.02)
Player 1: GG, 10-0 Noob.
Player 2: Screw you.
Player 2: Player 2 has disconnected from the server.
Player 1: discowned.
Discowned by Esula August 10, 2008

Cissoned 

To apply for a job but be totally ignored. To have your bosses ignore your transfer request and pretend that you never submitted one.
Q: Hey Sir, where are we at with my transfer I submitted months ago?

A: Ummm did you submit something? I don’t remember seeing it on my desk.

Q: Damn it, I think I just got Cissoned
Cissoned by SlyDiablo January 16, 2021

cissoned 

To apply for a job but be totally ignored. To have your bosses ignore a transfer request and pretend that you never submitted one.
Q: Hey did the boss approve your transfer request?

A: I asked him about it and he said That he didn’t know what I was talking about and never got any paperwork.

Q: Damn man, I think you just got Cissoned!!
cissoned by SlyDiablo January 16, 2021

cisconduct 

TikTok user @cisconduct never misses. His cat is cool as fuck. Always has good takes. Endorsed by the most famous TikToker @megumiist.
Woah, is that TikTok user cisconduct? The alpha energy he is giving off is insane!
cisconduct by megumiist March 25, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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