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A cross between a cello and viola, the ciolla is comprised of a body made from the wood of a Callery Pear (Cum Trees), a bow forged of gator skin and strings delicately spun with gator intestines. The ciolla is typically paired with a heavy subwoofer to create screeching harmonic melodies.

The ciolla must always be pronounced with a southern accent.
Once I heard the sounds of crying babies and a subwoofer, I knew I was listening to a well versed ciollaist.
Ciolla by PillowPants22 January 2, 2018
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In Italian is synonymous of "Canna".
"Canna" = Joint
<ita> Fai una ciolla!
<eng> Make a joint!
ciolla by Rextzn May 20, 2011
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Puppami la ciolla 

It means “suck my dick” in a italianized version. You say it when someone bothers you or when you wanna make some jokes to your friends.
Hey! You should puppami la ciolla

white collar trash 

Someone that has a good job and/or money but lives like someone from a trailer park.
My friend Steve is white collar trash. He drives his BMW to his management position at the bank everyday. However, he comes home to his house where he has to shit in pizza boxes outside because his water was turned off for not paying his bills.
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Collaborhate 

1.) Working together to a common goal, but for totally different reasons.

2.) Groups of cubicle workers forced to work together that cannot stand each other. The goal of a manager forcing collaboration is to get results, but it usually ends up involving HR or therapy.
John: Man, Steve is such a douche bag.

Mike: I know. I have to collaborhate with him on the upcoming marketing demo. I keep avoiding it hoping he'll just get fired or die.
Collaborhate by Qaizoku December 4, 2010

collapsitarian 

One who believes that society should collapse.
Become a libertarian for a few months until you realize the whole system is messed up, then move on to anarchy where you want to change the system, shortly after that become a collapsitarian and sit back and watch while it all burns. Oh, you gotta bring the popcorn.

Skip chuckles in collapsitarian when he hears about a politicians bad day.
collapsitarian by Melissa5001 October 2, 2018
Cilla, a name for a beautiful loving girl. Cherish her for her gorgeous personality and her hot as figure. Cilla's usually are friends with everyone, she will basically me a people magnet (especially to boys). Cilla's are beautiful inside and out and will have an amazing physique. If your a boy and you meet a Cilla, you will probably fall for her instantly, but be careful because there will probably be a lot of competition for her. Once you have a Cilla's heart, you will have it for as long as you treat her well. If you are a boyfriend of a Cilla, then you are a very lucky boy, she will be one of the most special and passionate lovers out there. If you find a Cilla then she will make you the happiest person on earth, she will always listen to you and want to help. if you are down, Cilla will instantly cheer you up. You will always feel better for seeing a Cilla. A Cilla will also be the best friend that you could ever have, she will always know what to say and what to do. Cilla's are often very smart girls with an amazing sense of humor. Cilla's are usually very athletic and LOVE to play sport, a Cilla will be a very fit person. Some of her hobbies may include; tennis, singing, hanging with friends and boys and also academics. If you ever find a Cilla then you are very lucky, make sure you become friends because she will be one of the best that you have ever had. Always cherish a Cilla because she will be a very special person in your life.
hi Cilla, how are you?
Cilla by pancakesontoast April 11, 2018
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