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Cincinnati Hotplate 

Akin to the "Cleveland Steamer" a Cincinnati Hotplate is when one person lays under a glass table while another person straddles the table and defecates on the table, giving the "receiver" the fecalphiliac thrill without the mess.

See also "Stallone"
"Sylvester Stallone was a big fan of the ol' Cincinnati Hotplate. He'd pay big bucks to have hookers drop a deuce on the table while he spanked one out to it. Sick!"
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Cincinnati Hotplate 

A Cleveland Steamer but then you titty fuck the girl.
I had no KY so I gave the Cincinnati Hotplate.
Cincinnati Hotplate by beefums March 17, 2005

Cinncinati Hotplate

The act of a women pressing her tits together and the male proceeds to sits on her face and "reverse titty fuck" her all the while her nose is in your corn hole.
Bob: I'm horny but youre bleeding down there.......

Samantha: Well..... I'm in the mood for a refreshingly zesty Cinncinati Hotplate

Bob: Good thing i had chipotle!

Cincinnati hot plate 

1) n. A ridiculously good looking girl, generally from Cincinnati, who flatulates during anal sex, to a degree which is nasally unbearable.

2) v. The intentional act of expelling bodily gas while recieving anal sex.

3) n., v. A type of sex, historically favored by many Cincinnati residents, in which a particularly gaseous man amd a particularly gaseous woman flatulate during sex repeatedly, sometimes in unison or in competition with each other.
1) "Yeah I took her home but we should have gone to her house, it turns out that chick was a Cincinnati hot plate. I febreezed last night and my room still stinks."

2) "Bill, if you don't stop telling people what we did, the next time we do it, I'm gonna Cincinnati hot plate you until you throw up."

3) n. "You wanna Cincinnati hot plate? Go to Felipe's House of Tacos and Kabobs. The girls who eat there can't help but to give you a Cincinnati hot plate."

v. " The newlyweds were appalled to learn that the older couple liked to eat big dinners and go home early to Cicinnati hot plate all night."

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026