Chwezi

The Chwezi are well known to both Africans and anthropologists in general as a mysterious lot that once walked the Great Lakes region, teaching the rest of the people advanced forms of governance, technology, trade and magick. After this, well, they just vanished into oblivion (some claim, they all chose to drown into the great lakes at once?) Up to now, scholars and natives alike, have never fully unraveled the mysterious case of these people, and perhaps, the puzzle might never be adequately solved.

But, today, the term is used to mean someone who is being plain mysterious or difficult to understand, yet they are providing filling some much-needed role to you or society in general.

Son: Mum, you said he pays our rent?
Mum: Yes, it's him.
Son: But, you say you don't know his real name, nor what he does for a living?
Mum: He's Chwezi.

by nemesisfixx August 17, 2016

cheezit

One of the greatest baked snack crackers ever. Made with real cheese, and tastes amazing. Sold in different flavors. Also spelled cheez-it.

I could live off of cheezits.

by SuperKoopa June 11, 2006

Chezits

A god twitch streamer that always makes me smile.

Did you watch Chezits today? Yeah his ZR streams are the best.

by Bandit68 July 31, 2019

cheezits

A delicious cracker snack made from the ground-up bones of fairies and elves. Commonly found in the presence of master magician David Blaine.

David Blaine: What are you drinking?
Guy 1: I'm drinking orange soda, ooh, big whup.
Guy 2: Yeah, it's his favorite!
David Blaine: Orange soda, huh. What else is orange?
Guy 1: What else is orange? Well, uh, I dunno, Cheezits?
*David Blaine turns cup of orange soda into cup of cheezits*
Guy 2: Oh... WHAT THE EFF?!?!?
Guy 1: CHEEEEZIIIITSSSSS!!! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS!

by MrCoolBeans October 23, 2007

Cheezin Season

A special rare time or occasion when Cheezin is greatly encouraged, and allowed.

Bros when we go in my house act straight around my parents, but when we go in my room and the door is shut, Cheezin Season will begin.

by Emilionaiiire April 12, 2009

Toe cheezits

when your homie spills the cheezits but your toes save them so now you guys will eat cheezits that have touched your athlete's foot.

Mmmm these toe cheezits taste really bad but we are broke and this is all we can eat.

by Baring bot bop March 1, 2019

cheezin

a great big smile. Very happy. Excited or proud.

Emotionally delighted by something, I was just cheezin.

by CJ_Perry May 18, 2006