Chumleg

A synonym for penis. Sometimes shortened simply to "chum." Named so because it refers to what is occasionally a long, meaty appendage.

"Don't pull my chumleg, foo'! Tell me the truth."

"My chumleg beats your stir-stick."

"A chumleg a day keeps the horny away."

by Gorshinspew September 18, 2011

Buskirk Chumley

An undefinable, forever-changing sexual act that has been in use since the latter part of the 19th century, primarily in Southern Indiana.

"He turned me around, and gave me the ole' buskirk chumley!"

by Scrooge Scagmuffin September 29, 2009

chumlee

A stupid mistake.

A derogatory term for a person who often fucks up.

The term, chemlee, is taken from the television show, "Pawn Stars." The nickname of Austin "Chumlee" Russel, a employee of the pawn shop. (According to the show's web page, Austin's elementary school friends took the name from cartoon character Tennessee Tuxedo’s sidekick, a walrus named Chumley.) Austin is a viewer favorite because of his entertaining fuck ups.

If someone were to put the Thanksgiving turkey in the oven but forget to turn it on thereby ruining Thanksgiving dinner....that person "pulled a chumlee."

Hey Chumlee...how do you expect the bird to cook if you didn't turn on the oven!

by YinzerInPgh January 21, 2010

chumlee

Synonym for 'fucking idiot'.

Look at that guy eating soap. What a chumlee.

by Maoser September 24, 2016

chumley

The occurance of a female defecating in a male's ear.

She gave me the best chumley ever last night.

by ctfriend April 5, 2009

chumley brain

To be extraordinary stupid.

Fuck i lost my wallet, i must have got a chumley brain.

by Kenzuko January 16, 2023

The Chumlees

The instant urge to shit uncontrollably. Similar to IBS (Irritable Bowel Syndrome).

I got sick to my stomach the other day and The Chumlees hit me hard. I destroyed Kevin's bathroom in the heat of battle.

by Chumturd April 12, 2017