Christmas Crap

the usually large amount of shit that clogs your toilet after you pig out on Christmas cookies.

mrs.claus called the plumber to declog the Christmas crap santa had left after eating cookies from children all across the world.

by santas elf December 29, 2010

Christmas crap

Christmas stuff in general: decorations, wrapping paper, ornaments, and so on.

Take all that Christmas crap back to the basement!

by Tiernan47 August 6, 2022