chrisen

1.To ride a Motorcycle like a Mexican running from the Border Patrol with a pound of Chrystal meth, while carry guns bought from the ATF.2,To ride a motorcycle like Steve McQueen in the desert on a full moon.

Juan was chrisen last night. I was chrisen last night in Baja.

chrisen by hammerinn101 September 23, 2012

Chrisen

To saturate violate in vulgar or creep-ish cover with jizz

The gang came over her & chrisened her booty ho afterwards

Chrisen by B'Rabbit September 20, 2023

Crank Christening 

The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.

Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?

Crank Christening by Burnt Juice March 30, 2012

chrisevanssexual 

only attracted to chris evans

“Hello! I just came out as Chrisevanssexual!”

chrisevanssexual by mrs.evansss January 6, 2021

chrising 

chrising is when you tell pointless lies that are un-needed

and there only purpose is to make the "chrisser" seem interesting or cool.

person 1:"i haven't smoked weed in months"

person 2:"your totally chrising, I can tell by your pinokio nose"

chrising by jamiecook December 7, 2012

ChrisNxtDoor 

ChrisNxtDoor is a member of AMP and also their editor. Never uploads on mondays... He's also a victim of the YRG curse.

"ChrisNxtDoor why don't you upload on mondays ?" -A lot of niggas
"Shut the f*ck up about mondays I be smoking blunts on sundays." -ChrisNxtDoor

ChrisNxtDoor by YRGxDEO August 18, 2021

Chrishna 

Is a quite rare person. They are hard to find especially ones with their names spelt like this, and not like this: "Krishna".

Chrishna's are often open minded and are genuinely polite and funny. However, they could also have short tempers, and a huge amount of sass and attitude if not treated fairly.

Chrishnas are amazing, if you have one, don't let her/him go.

She's such a Chrishna.

Your lucky you've got yourself a Chrishna.

Chrishna by TRIP900 December 10, 2016