1.To ride a Motorcycle like a Mexican running from the Border Patrol with a pound of Chrystal meth, while carry guns bought from the ATF.2,To ride a motorcycle like Steve McQueen in the desert on a full moon.
by hammerinn101 September 23, 2012
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The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.
Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?
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“Hello! I just came out as Chrisevanssexual!”
by mrs.evansss January 6, 2021
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and there only purpose is to make the "chrisser" seem interesting or cool.
and there only purpose is to make the "chrisser" seem interesting or cool.
person 1:"i haven't smoked weed in months"
person 2:"your totally chrising, I can tell by your pinokio nose"
person 2:"your totally chrising, I can tell by your pinokio nose"
by jamiecook December 7, 2012
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"ChrisNxtDoor why don't you upload on mondays ?" -A lot of niggas
"Shut the f*ck up about mondays I be smoking blunts on sundays." -ChrisNxtDoor
"Shut the f*ck up about mondays I be smoking blunts on sundays." -ChrisNxtDoor
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Get the ChrisNxtDoor mug.Is a quite rare person. They are hard to find especially ones with their names spelt like this, and not like this: "Krishna".
Chrishna's are often open minded and are genuinely polite and funny. However, they could also have short tempers, and a huge amount of sass and attitude if not treated fairly.
Chrishnas are amazing, if you have one, don't let her/him go.
Chrishna's are often open minded and are genuinely polite and funny. However, they could also have short tempers, and a huge amount of sass and attitude if not treated fairly.
Chrishnas are amazing, if you have one, don't let her/him go.
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