A new level of drunk moments before you black out from boarder line alcohol poisoning you look up and your mate and say “I’m chopped soyed” and that’s the last thing you remember
by Smithy’s wisdom May 12, 2023
Bouncing off of a girl's (or guy's, whatever you're into) ass as you have sex with them from behind. Whether it's anal or vaginal intercourse is completely irrelevant.
"So what did you do last night, dude?"
"Oh you know, just hung out with Stacy's mom and was poking the pork chops."
"Oh you know, just hung out with Stacy's mom and was poking the pork chops."
by A_sphincter_says_what July 8, 2013
To put forth alot of effort into failing at something, Or to try and fail at success at said activity.
by Starzev1114 January 6, 2014
Judo chop donkey punch is when you’re fucking someone doggie style then cum you Judi chop them in the neck so they tense their whole body and then donkey punch them in the ass cheek to make them stand up quickly while tense so they don’t leave any cum or shit on your dick
Guy:1 I was fucking this chick last night and gave her a judo chop donkey punch because I didn’t wear a condom
by UtzUtz69 September 5, 2022
Consumption of Domino's pizza takeaway and then providing oral sex. I.e. the chops (mouth and lips) of someone giving head after a greasy dirty sloppy Domino's.
by JF31 June 10, 2022
Brendan: Ian I think these garies are too strong, I'm gurning a lot.
Ian: glad you're having fun, I'm not as bad as you I hope!
Nicola: I. Hope you aren't planning on wonky chopping all day!
By Nicola
Ian: glad you're having fun, I'm not as bad as you I hope!
Nicola: I. Hope you aren't planning on wonky chopping all day!
By Nicola
by WordallySmart June 15, 2019
When you do the traditional run up to your buddy and while making a karate hand and jam it up between there legs in a reverse karate chop.
Effectively chopping their nuts hence the name squirrel chop
Effectively chopping their nuts hence the name squirrel chop
*runs up to buddy*
*Performs squirrel chop*
"Squirrel chop!!!"
You must say this to distract from how weird it is that you just put your hand anywhere near your buddies private parts. Also...don't make eye contact.
Just like below except with an opened hand. 👋
*Performs squirrel chop*
"Squirrel chop!!!"
You must say this to distract from how weird it is that you just put your hand anywhere near your buddies private parts. Also...don't make eye contact.
Just like below except with an opened hand. 👋
by DragonsBane07312000 January 5, 2019