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1. Something being in favour of a item, moment, event, situation and or person.
2. Describing the level of excitement towards something

Other related words: Cool, sick, sweet, awesome, fun, dope.
"Rob and I went to the bar last night and wheeled some dimes, It was pretty Chollum."

Guy 1: "I heard he fucked that broad last night"
Guy 2: "haha chollum."

Guy 1: "Oh hows the new job, any dimes?"
Guy 2: "i don't know, its chollum."
Chollum by IvyGoon December 4, 2013
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The chillum is a narrow funnel originally shaped out of fired clay. Chillums were thought to have originated in India or South America. Chillums were orginally used in a spiritual manor by Hindu priests. Today they are used by stoners everywhere. Inside the chillum is filter stone to prevent the weed (or whatever it is that your smoking) from falling into your mouth. Today, some chillums come with an attachment at the top that can hold a lighter. This attachment makes it possible to just hold the chillum from the lighter, light and go! Smaller chillums bring hot smoke directly into your lungs. The larger the chillum, the colder the smoke and the more you get in your lungs.
"I'm so fucked up right now that I'm going to use the chillum so i dont have to think to hard to get even more fucked up!"
chillum by TwiZtidGaNja January 25, 2005
originally a cone-like stone pipe from India with a "soap stone" in the centre of the hole to stop the weed falling thru.it ca also be made from any ceramic and is often used with a damp cloth at the mouth piece end.it has never and will never be aything to do with tinfoil, you numpty skag head tube.
" i got some tasty skunk "
" cool ,we'll put it in the chillum"
Chillum by pax September 15, 2003

collumtactusphobia 

fear of people touching your neck.
i have such bad collumtactusphobia that when Susie touched my neck i nearly fell to the ground.

Chilluminati 

The opposite of being addicted to money. Nature people who evolve around peace, trading/bartering, love, and having fun.
money bot- "I am a rat in a money maze, I worship money, I bow down to the money gods"
chilluminati member- "you must be hypnotized by money. The illuminati has your mind trapped"
Something that has the characteristic of or pertains to all things evil and hideous. Usually referring to a teacher that hates all of humanity, and wishes everlasting despair to all.
Jerry: "Dude, I just got out of <insert satanist teacher here>'s class, and <he/she>'s a total collum!"
Fabio: "How so?"
Jerry: "While we were taking a test, <he/she> started speaking in tongues again... the lights were flickering and everything. Actually... I think I shat myself."

-OR-

Phillip: "I swear my yorkiepoo is a collum."
Vladimir: "Why do you say this, comrade?"
Phillip: Well, every so often it'll go into the basement-
Vladimir: What is this so called 'base-mend' of which you speak?"
Phillip: "Shut up. It'll go into my basement and scratch freaky symbols in the floor, and then it starts talking, like a person, except deeper."
Vladimir: "In Mother Russia all dogs act like this. Is it uncommon in America?"
Collum by Your Friend, Hanson April 16, 2009
Used to describe a teacher that sacrifices their own students in Satanic rituals to make themself more powerful
Taylor: Hey dude, where's Alex? I haven't seen him in a few days.
Chase: Last time I saw him he left his textbook in English and went back to get it on Monday.
Garrett: Doesn't he know that teacher is collum? His soul is probably in hell right now!
collum by Diablo Guapo July 11, 2009