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A self-inflicted violent wank
Choke Your Chicken
by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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The Action of touching yourself in places that were not permitted in sunday school!
choke your chicken until it bleeds.
by spezza_havlat January 17, 2006
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