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Chode Slam 

The act of rapidly thrusting your hips foward and backward so as to create a succession of loud smacking sounds, caused by the violent contact between ballsack and chode. The term was originated in underground rap circles in Alameda, California near the turn of the 21st century. The chode slam has been identified by California physicians as the primary cause of bruisedchoditis. It has a special significance in that it was the first widespread pop culture term to shine light on the relationship between scrotum and chode, helping to clarify a highly disputed issue about the correct definition of chode.
"Well Phildini, at least one person in the audience was clapping." "No, that was just Mr. Seymore in the back doing the chode slam."
Chode Slam by Erik C. July 14, 2007
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Chode Slam 

1. Wrestling Move; Jumping off of top rope and slamming your chode on their forehead and or face.

2. Insult
Insult: "You flying Chode Slam!"
Chode Slam by Chode Grinder December 18, 2009

chode slammer 

When a male possesses a chode he (1) Slams his chode or (2) slams his chode with other males who possess a chode
chode slammer by Trashing12thscj January 6, 2014

Bukkake choke slam 

When someone wraps there dick around your neck and choke slams you so hard you fucking die
oh my god dude jim got Bukkake choke slammed
Bukkake choke slam by Sad_Lego_Man November 7, 2018

choke slam 

Any number of moves, be it wrestling or martial arts, that involve forcibly striking someone at the throat with an open grip, so as to physically move them. Done with the intent to force the person back or off balance, or followed through to slam them into a wall/ground and possibly then pin them against it.
Performed whilst standing infront of the opponent.

Tends to leave more psychological then physical marks. In layman turns, it scares them senseless.

Not to be confused with a choke tackle, which is done from behind the opponent, and involves making a choke hold.
"Old mate was being a fuckwit to Kearney, so he choke slammed him into the wall"
"The guy gave me whack in the face, so I choke slammed him back to and waited to see if he'd be stupid enough to try it again"
"If he arcs up, give him a good old choke slam to bring him back to reality"
choke slam by BloodMagus November 10, 2004

choke slam 

A wrestling move in which you grab a person's neck, lift him up, and slam him on the mat. Often used by the Undertaker and Kane.
Kane finished off Matt Hardy with a choke slam.
choke slam by SMD May 29, 2004

A Vaginal Choke-Slam

Is where a 21st century woman takes what she wants and locks some clueless guy down into the marriage-baby-house trifecta in under 2 years. Fast work lady!
"Brian totally got a vaginal choke-slammed and we never see him anymore!"
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