Chocolate Santa

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A black sugar daddy who woes white women by showering them with gifts.

Fav: I always see that brotha with a different white chick.
Bones: Some chicks dig a Chocolate Santa.

Chocolate Santa by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

Words you can keep

chocolate santa

An old robust black man with a white beard and white hair

"He looks like santa"
"But he is black?"
"Yah he is a chocolate santa"

chocolate santa by kimmmmmmmmmay June 2, 2009

Chocolate Santa

A sex act, where you eat the cookie, drink the milk, then leave a chocolate surprise and leave unnoticed.

I ate her out, licked her tit, then shit in her bed and left, it was a chocolate santa.

Chocolate Santa by :j.ustin December 27, 2005

Chocolate Santa

The UPS delivery man. He dresses in brown and brings you gifts.

All the people in my office love it when Chocolate Santa arrives!

Chocolate Santa by JohnBarleCorne September 27, 2010

Santa's Chocolate Fudge

Have you got someone you hate for Secret Santa? Or in general just a gift for someone you hate this Christmas? Well... you should gift them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge!

First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.

Your friend: Oh no, I have to get a Secret Santa for someone I hate
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.

Santa's Chocolate Fudge by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 6, 2021

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026