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Chinko de mayo 

When chinks (chinese people) try to celebrate the border hopping holiday, cinco de mayo and ruin it for all of the jewish white people trying to celebrate it at taco bell.
Jew 1: God damn man, all these chinks are ruining my cinco de mayo.

Jew 2: I know man their a bunch of dirty chinko de mayo's!

Jew 1: They suck, they should be fixing someones computer somewhere.

Jew 2: I hate chinko de mayo's!!!!

Jew 1: Shalom!
Chinko de mayo by Donkeyfooh29 December 27, 2010

Chinko de Mayo 

When someone can't tell if you're Mexican or Asian.
That lady gave me a Chinko de Mayo and asked me a question in Spanish. I AM CAMBODIAN!!
Chinko de Mayo by skrex July 9, 2014

Chinko de Mayo 

When you have Chinese takeout on Cinco de Mayo.
We ended up celebrating Chinko de Mayo when Taco Bell was closed on Mexican Independence Day.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026