Suck on these Chinese Nuts

the greatest insult in the world, especially when it is said by someone with mental deficiencies and a strangly high voice
by queenhead6969 May 10, 2010
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Chinese Nut Tap

The act of constricting a male's testicles with a rubber noose, and harshly slap it back and for that as if it was a punching bag.
Nic: Hey dude are you alright?
Michael: Yeah man my sister gave me a huge chinese nut tap last night.
by Gallant September 24, 2011
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chinese nuts

Really smelly and small nuts
Did you see that guy? I heard he's got Chinese nuts
by Prometheus42 February 21, 2016
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