Chinese fire dragon

The most mischevious of all sexual acts: you shit on your foot and kick the broad in the face.

"I wish I could just give her the ol' Chinese fire dragon."

by thefiredragon December 18, 2007

chinese fire dragon

when you cum in the girls mouth you smack here in the back of the head for it comes out her nose

dude i gave that bitch a chinese fire dragon and she threw up

by wefjkweflikwfelwfe August 25, 2011

Chinese Fire Dragon

When 2 people are fucking each other and the guy goes on top of the girl and starts punching her nose until blood starts squirting out.

What'd you do last night, Kyle?

I gave Courtney a Chinese Fire Dragon. It felt so good.

by iliketurtles27 March 10, 2011

chinese dragon fire

a crazy sex position that involves the female putting one leg behind her head while her other leg is wrapped around the man. The man then penetrates from behind while his legs are wrapped around the female.

Arista wanted to have Tony do the Chinese Dragon Fire to her.

by Jerry Woodstock January 26, 2011

Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit

A flaming shit that spews out of your asshole after consumption of a particularly spicy or Asian meal, which literally chars the rim of your asshole.

Nick: "How you feelin' Houston?"

Houston: "Terrible, I have 3rd degree burns from that 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit' that I took this morning!"

Nick: "Fuck dude, I hope you feel better, I hate 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shits'." I had to get asshole replacement surgery last month after one of those.. Fuck China Dynasty!"

by H Fowler July 29, 2012

alaskan chinese firedragon

The act of taking a small drill, putting a dildo on the end, lace it with lubed up Pop Rocks, and violently doing vaginal.

The Pop Rocks will explode in her pussy, simulating a dragon spewing fire. Best done on the Chinese Year of the Rooster. Best done with sparklers on a vibrator attached to the titties, while screaming violently in Chinese with a dragon mask, fully butt-naked.

Boy, my pussy is really sore after that Alaskan Chinese Firedragon.

I was really into the Alaskan Chinese Firedragon, until he unmistakably called me a nigger in Chinese.

by Cunt Destroying Splooge Cannon January 4, 2018