When men (must be men) stick their chicken into a women’s boob creating a chicken breast and then continuing to vigorously licking it until it cooks into breaded cooked chicken breast!
“Honey!? Wanna make some chicken for dinner using the chicken licker method”
For example: Pop-country music. Not to be mixed up with real country music.
Hearing pop-country music gives one the uncontrollable desire to want to lick chicken dicks instead of listening to it. Therefore, they urge others that the music genre must be changed, before they find a chicken.
We need to change the station immediately. I don’t want to listen to this chicken dick licker music!
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"