chicken hair

The fine hairs between the anus and vagina, continuing on to lightly surround the anus.

"I thought going doggy style with the lights on was a solid plan...until I was ambushed by a mane of chicken hair. Damn."

by Kyle Clifton November 4, 2007

ultimate rubber chicken hair

occurs when one plays the p.e. class game, like ultimate frisbee or something of that nature, but instead of playing with a ball, you play with a rubber chicken, it is the kind of hair you have when you play a really intense game of ultimate rubber chicken.

not everyone plays hard enough to get true ultimate rubber chicken hair, so make sure you work hard, play hard and remember to keep score!(this will help you get that ultimate rubber chicken hair i know you've been wanting)

After 2B p.e. class, the three girls who gave their all on the court had a bad case of ultimate rubber chicken hair.

by asdkfjal;sdkfjkl April 23, 2009

extreme rubber chicken hair

occurs when one plays the p.e. class game, like extreme handball or something of that nature, but instead of playing with a ball, you play with a rubber chicken, it is the kind of hair you have when you play a really intense game of extreme rubber chicken.

not everyone plays hard enough to get true extreme rubber chicken hair, so make sure you work hard, play hard and remember to keep score!(this will help you get that extreme rubber chicken hair i know you've been wanting)

After 2B p.e. class, the three girls who gave their all on the court had a bad case of extreme rubber chicken hair.

by yomomma123456789 April 20, 2009

Hair Chickens

Chickens are the little bumps on ponytails. They cause them to not look sleek or slicked back.

You should really redo that ponytail; you have hair chickens everywhere!

by help i’m being held hostage February 21, 2020

Hairy Chicken

Hairy Chicken can be thought of as the Indian version of Chuck Norris. He's elusive, powerful and legendary. The legend of Hairy Chicken originates from deep within the eastern region of India, from the times of the former Vanga Kingdom. Local Bengali folklore passed down stories of Lomasa eka or "the hairy one". In local culture, superstitions and even jokes can be heard about Hairy Chicken. It is said that no one messes with Hairy Chicken.

colloquially: Tigers have stripes to hide from Hairy Chicken.

pop culture reference: Hairy Chicken once slammed a revolving door.

by Backpacking Andy September 29, 2021

Hairy chicken nugget

Hairy chicken nuggets are very hairy, probably fell on the flour a couple of times.

Oh no, your hairy chicken nugget fell on the floor! Now eat it!

by Puffshroom December 29, 2021

Chickenairian

Someone who eats only chicken

Mark:

I’d like a vegan salad.

Marco:

I’m a Chickenairian. Anything with Chicken is perfect.

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Being a Chickenairian is the new thing.

by chickenairian August 15, 2019