Chelm

A cheesy helm...

For reference 'Helm: The end of a penis'

AKA: Nob cheese

"I would such his dick but he's got a chelm" =/

by Myk61088 December 2, 2009

chelm

the helm is the end of the cock when covered in knob cheese

"yeah i would suck his dick but it is a bit of a chelm"

by jesus h christ April 2, 2003

Cheam

Cheam is a smart area of outer London on the boundary with Surrey. It is in the much admired and very leafy London Borough of Sutton. It has at its centre a beautiful village and park. The park contains a mansion called Nonsuch. There are numerous trendy restaurants, gift shops and coffee houses in the village, along with a branch of Waitrose.

Cheam is very much the place to be for stylish people of all ages. It is truly EXCELLENT.

yuppy househunter: "all the nice areas around London are just sooo pricey..........."

yuppy 2: Move to Cheam; it's lovely and not too dear. It's the next place to be!

by .l April 6, 2014

Cheems

a simple dog meme that includes the letter “m” in most of his words. he only says one word at a time. cheems can be feisty at times but is generally a good friend to the characters in his memes. he slightly resembles Doge.

did you see that cheems meme?

the one where he said “thamk you”?
yeah that one. classic cheems

by short bear January 17, 2020

Cheemer

Someone who cheems or consumes cheem. Ie, Goat Spunk.

Person 1: I can't believe we lost the round to THAT guy..
Person 2: Yeah, He's a total cheemer.

by SusDog_42 February 21, 2023

Chalm

A person who says they are from New Orleans but in reality are not (instead are local to Chalmette, West Bank, etc.) Chalm girls tend to bleach their hair, are extremely spray tanned, wear flashy jewelry with their name all over it and anything cheesy you can think of. Heavy users of presets on their photos. Usually go to a Catholic school.

Look at that girl over there she is such a chalm

Why are there so many chalms here?

by Livadayeeeee June 4, 2021

Chalmation

A Chalmation describes those one of a kind types of people from St. Bernard Parish aka “Da Parish”. We seldom pronounce our “r’s” and always ask “how’s ya mom-n-em doin’?!?!” You eithah from up da road or down da road!! If ya nevah been ta Rocky’s for da veal pawm ya missin’ out. And to touch on the previous definition: where da hell did dat jerkoff come up with Chalmations being nomads?!?! Down heah in Chalmette you won’t find guys anywhere else with a better a tapered fade and a year round perfect tan. As for the ladies the thick highlights and a haircut that screams “Can I speak to the manager?!?!”. It’s home and those same people would punch you and immediately help you.

******NO SUCH THING AS SCATTERED GRAVY********

-Actual Chalmation born and raised 1984

No one in Chalmette ever uses the word Chalmation to refer to themselves.

by ParishRoad July 16, 2018