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Cheffetary 

A Cheffetary is any individual who makes Kraft E-Z mac extraordinarily well, in fact so well it dwarfs all other types of microwaveable macaroni. Cheffetaries are most commonly seen in and around the Philadelphia area, but have been noted to be seen in North Jersey as well. Identifying characteristics include (but are not limited to)
*A Slick Haircut
*Getting lots of bitches
*Unexplainable hordes of E-Z Mac
Guy 1 - Dude I live right down the hall from a Cheffetary.

Guy 2 - Shit man, you never have to buy E-Z Mac again!
Cheffetary by gigantor13 March 4, 2009
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Cheffery 

A strapping, sexy young man who works as a Chef.
nickname for Tyler (Chef) at LEC. Cheffery
Cheffery by cdabs November 18, 2019
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cheffery 

A person who acts like a chef and thinks they are a chef.

A imitation chef who acts like a child and blows up at his employes for his own mistakes.

A grown man who acts like a baby.

A person who sucks at running a restaurant.
A pothead looser that will get knocked out if he opens his mouth at the wrong time.
The cheffery dosen't know anything about ticket time.

Cheffery got really angry and yelled at her because he messed up the order.

If there were more than one cheffery's at my job, I would kill my self.

I wish our little Cheffery would pay attention to his employes and do his job correctly.

I guess cheffery think's we like him.

To bad cheffery wasen't a abortion, or just a little more retarded so he wouldn't be able to get a job with sharp things.

Will someone change the cheffery's diaper, I thing he pooped his pants? You can tell cheffery pooped his diaper cause he is acting like a little asshole.
cheffery by 4getaboudit October 12, 2010

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026