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Cheffetary 

A Cheffetary is any individual who makes Kraft E-Z mac extraordinarily well, in fact so well it dwarfs all other types of microwaveable macaroni. Cheffetaries are most commonly seen in and around the Philadelphia area, but have been noted to be seen in North Jersey as well. Identifying characteristics include (but are not limited to)
*A Slick Haircut
*Getting lots of bitches
*Unexplainable hordes of E-Z Mac
Guy 1 - Dude I live right down the hall from a Cheffetary.

Guy 2 - Shit man, you never have to buy E-Z Mac again!
Cheffetary by gigantor13 March 4, 2009
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Cheffery 

A strapping, sexy young man who works as a Chef.
nickname for Tyler (Chef) at LEC. Cheffery
Cheffery by cdabs November 18, 2019
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cheffery 

A person who acts like a chef and thinks they are a chef.

A imitation chef who acts like a child and blows up at his employes for his own mistakes.

A grown man who acts like a baby.

A person who sucks at running a restaurant.
A pothead looser that will get knocked out if he opens his mouth at the wrong time.
The cheffery dosen't know anything about ticket time.

Cheffery got really angry and yelled at her because he messed up the order.

If there were more than one cheffery's at my job, I would kill my self.

I wish our little Cheffery would pay attention to his employes and do his job correctly.

I guess cheffery think's we like him.

To bad cheffery wasen't a abortion, or just a little more retarded so he wouldn't be able to get a job with sharp things.

Will someone change the cheffery's diaper, I thing he pooped his pants? You can tell cheffery pooped his diaper cause he is acting like a little asshole.
cheffery by 4getaboudit October 12, 2010
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