chatz

A guy who is of little or no value to society, and often self-promotes beyond belief.

That guy talks so much shit, but he's really just a chatz.

by blaugh June 11, 2006

Chatz

From the Latin word Chatenz, meaning to publicly fart, Chatz is when you crack a particularly rank fart, and just as you let it out someone walks up to you, walking into the damage zone of the fart, realises you just farted, and stares at you awkwardly, both of you knowing you just cracked one.

I'm pretty sure that Josh guy just Chatz'd in my face

by Josh Nooyen July 3, 2011

trash chat

A form of unintentional trash talking, where one effortlessly puts another person down without planning on it. Much less overt than trash talking.

When asked what pace we would run at, DeeDee responded with pure trash chat. She said, "oh, we can just run at your pace."

by newsamjohnson April 13, 2010

Chat shit get banged

Expression used to humiliate people who hate on someone or somethi

When someone says "Jamie Vardy sucks" and he then scores 10 BPL games in a row, you reply with "Chat shit get banged"

by Nerday November 23, 2015

twitch chat

The medium through which people communicate whilst watching streams of other people playing video games.

It is said that Twitch chat is the source of ebola, aids, cancer, and all participants as individuals generally behave on par of what you could expect from somebody with a severe case of autism.

Copy pastas are often the primary form of communication typically some variant of dongers.

Kripp: *Did I just get Harrison Jones'd by a Warrior? Holy fuck*
prorous: "LOL"
Comradebannana: "topdik"
veganorriot: "this was has ebola"
Lamacatcones: "that's a cute shirt kripp"
huffernudes: "WORLD FIRST"
ratherduffc "SKRTED M8"
Bldaebreak: "i thought it was greece's economy crashing into the toilet"
Fluffysaw: "ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ twitch chat ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ"
Kripp: *This guy is 100% sniperino*
Absethan: "ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽_•︻ ┻̿═━一 I'VE GOT THE STREAM IN MY SIGHTS!"
prorous: "ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽_•︻ ┻̿═━一 I'VE GOT THE STREAM IN MY SIGHTS"
Sassaki111: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽_•︻ ┻̿═━一 I'VE GOT THE STREAM IN MY SIGHTS
Basmal: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽_•︻ ┻̿═━一 I'VE GOT THE STREAM IN MY SIGHTS!
Neccy: P L A Y A R E N A F U CK K E R
Nightbot: Mumblefag has been infected with EBOLA 23186 times
Hunterofpvp: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽_•︻ ┻̿═━一 Sniperino INC I've got this steam in my sights @nl_Kripp & @Lieffman
Darkmurlock: Kripp Playing Mostly Arena. Where Would We Be Without Flowerdongers? (◕‿◕✿) (◕‿◕✿)(◕‿◕✿)(◕‿◕✿)(◕‿◕✿)(◕‿◕✿)
Kanosih: ☑ This guy's pasta is CRAZY!” ☑ “My rigatoni can't win against a linguini like that” ☑ "He NEEDED that alfredo to win" ☑ “He meatballed the only marinara that could beat me” ☑ "He had the perfect fettucini ☑ “There was nothing I could cook” ☑ “I cooked that al dente” pls no coperino pasterino macaroni alfredo.
3221slyfoxhomie: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽_•︻ ┻̿═━一 Sniperino

by LIllilIlil October 16, 2014

Charzian Scale

A scale in which men secretly grade women based off of three factors; Beauty (personal attractiveness), personality (approachability) and whether or not you could see a future with this woman (wife material). Each one of the factors has its own scale from 1-100 and should be discussed in order of beauty, personality and future wife material. A lot of guys do this their head and a lot are unaware that they do it. I'm sure women got they're own scale and factors.

guy1: "Hey what's the charzian scale for her?"

guy2: "She's really hot but has resting bitch face. I'm going to say 91, 87, 90."

guy1: "Those are up there man, go talk to her."

guy2: "Alright, find out what's she's really like. That 87 might go up."

by Abriel Ole September 14, 2016

Hey, you know chata?

A phrase telling someone to "shut the fuck up."

Vato 1: Hey, you know chata?

Vato 2: no?

Vato 1: Chatafuckup!

by el_hefe_ September 30, 2012