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Charles II 

Charles II, otherwise known as El Hechizado (The Hexed) or The Bewitched. Was the final Habsburg ruler of Spain, best known for his physical and mental disabilities. Most notably his face. Believed to be caused by the past 16 generations of inbreeding, he was also incapable of knocking up his two mistresses and died heirless in 1700. Beginning the war of the Spanish Succession, don't knock up your niece/uncle kids.
Guy 1: Holy crap, Charles II's Face looks like a foot!
Charles II by PenisPrick July 17, 2019
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Edward Lee Charles Grier II 

Edward Lee Charles Grier II is one of the most polarizing kings to ever rule the world. He first came into reign in 2004 and has been ruling ever since. With his good looks, funny jokes, and amazing musical talent. He is sure to knock anyone's socks off. This fella plays guitar, piano, drums, bass, ukulele, trombone, and a little bit or trumpet. He is a epic gamer to say the least, (being subscribed to Pewdiepie since day 1). Though he is disappointed in the Browns, he knows that eventually they will have to win a game. I don't know why I said that. I'm kinda pissed. Edward Lee Charles Grier II is a better drum set player than Larry and always impresses the ladies with his skills. He is an artist, comedian, and a true soldier (despite never being in the war).
"You know Edward Lee Charles Grier II?
Uh, you mean our King??"

King Charles III 

Did you know that king Charles III is the current monarch of the united kingdom?
King Charles III by Why_tho? September 12, 2022

Charles Jackson III 

An athletic strong sexy man with a big cock and is loyal hates losing and will fight anyone one if he has to. He loves Football and can pull girls but chooses not to because he's dedicated to school

Sir Charles Piffington III 

Really damn good weed.

Often abbreviated Sir Charles, That Charles, Charles Piffington, or just Charles.
Hey I'm going downtown to hang out with Charles

Yo I'm looking for that Charles, do you have any idea where I could find him?"

Do you know who's going to that party?
I'm not sure, but Charles will definitely be attending

Which Charles?
Sir Charles.
Sir Charles Piffington III?
Yeah, That Charles.

King Charles The III 

someone who sucks your big, fat, ginormous, horizontally challenged, balls
Lucas is a real King Charles The III