A large public school in a small town in the middle of nowhere where people think it's cool to wear camo to both school and prom, not just in the woods. Words and phrases like "red up" and "it's all" are typical of these PA Bible Belt students, who most would consider sheltered hicks. There are countless cliques typical of any school, and the popular crowd goes to Shippensburg University on the weekends for parties. Almost entirely Christian, partying is kept secret and students might as well wear a letter A on their clothes if they have sex with their boyfriend or girlfriend. Most students drive trucks and American Eagle is considered preppy. The football team sucks and the school district wasted their money on a new turf field and pretty architecture instead of new books and smart teachers. But that's okay, most of the students are pretty dumb anyway and end up staying there their whole lives. Most students are at least third generation CASHS students. Students spend their free time playing a sport, smoking, or lying to their parents to keep up their Christian persona. Fyi: There's nothing to do.
Students from Chambersburg Area Senior High School
Student 1: Oh my GOSH, did you hear about Brittany and Matt?
Student 2: Oooh, tell me!
Student 1: They got caught having sex this weekend at Shippensburg University and their parents are making them go to youth group now!
Student 2: Good, maybe God will forgive them.
Student 1: Yeah . . . wanna go muddin' this weekend?
Student 2: Only if we go shopping at American Eagle first.
Student 1: Amen.
Student 1: Oh my GOSH, did you hear about Brittany and Matt?
Student 2: Oooh, tell me!
Student 1: They got caught having sex this weekend at Shippensburg University and their parents are making them go to youth group now!
Student 2: Good, maybe God will forgive them.
Student 1: Yeah . . . wanna go muddin' this weekend?
Student 2: Only if we go shopping at American Eagle first.
Student 1: Amen.
by Marshall Winkler June 16, 2011
Chambersburg Area Senior High School, colloquially known as CASHS, is a school located in Chambersburg, Pennsylvania. Activities are typical. Sports include attempts at football, basketball, and your occasional Woo-Hoo in the bathrooms. The school band and color guard are actually pretty good at what they do. Scholarly pursuits at the school are met with either encourangement or hindrances. Some teachers are good at their jobs and are friendly; others are hated for their reputation of being a hard-ass. The amount of homework and projects you are tasked seems to depend on how the teacher's day is going. As for student life, it is mostly typical, although there's underlying racial tension and a shitload of bullying that the staff just cant seem to notice. You'll come to find that a vast majority of the population is made up of hicks. These hicks are your wannabe-cowboy, flannel-wearin, mullet-sportin, pornstache-showin, Confederate-flag-flyin, big-truck-little-dick-drivin type of rednecks. Their brash and not-so-subtle nature makes them undesirable, but you mostly want to punch them in the face because why not. On the complete opposite end, you have the E-boys and E-girls, who are pretty similar themselves: they all play the same video games and watch the same shows. They usually sport an extremely unnatural hair dye and a desire to shit on Trump's desk. In conclusion, this school is a shithole that should not exist at all, and would be better off as a pile of ashes.
The only thing you'll miss from Chambersburg Area Senior High School is either your dignity, your virginity, or your innocence. It all sucks.
by tHatgUyfRomcBurg April 25, 2020