by BigCockChair February 2, 2021
Often used by couriers or pizza delivery drivers when the customer pays with exact change or decides not to tip. At which point you steal a chair from their lawn without alerting them and throwing it in your vehicle and driving away. This usually happens with really nice houses and in rich neighborhoods...which makes the chair tip a much more satisfying option.
by Kylosis October 26, 2010
Shotgun seat of a car, a.k.a the passenger seat in the front of a car.
The seat next to the drivers seat, typically known as Shotgun.
The seat next to the drivers seat, typically known as Shotgun.
Josh yelled to Ben, "I got shotgun chair Shotgun" while running towards the car.
Josh felt like a king because he was riding in the shotgun chair.
Josh felt like a king because he was riding in the shotgun chair.
by The ManWithThePlan March 12, 2014
Ingredients: 1 cellular telephone
1 'home phone' that stands up on it's own
Having these two ingredients so close together that they look like a chair. It is most certainly stupid to have because why would you need to have two phones in one small space.
1 'home phone' that stands up on it's own
Having these two ingredients so close together that they look like a chair. It is most certainly stupid to have because why would you need to have two phones in one small space.
Lenny: Look dude, my home phone has three messages! And look, Jessica sent a message to my cellular telephone!
Mark: YOU MADE A PHONE CHAIR!IT IS MOST STUPID TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE!
*Mark knocks the 'home phone' to the floor*
Mark: YOU MADE A PHONE CHAIR!IT IS MOST STUPID TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE!
*Mark knocks the 'home phone' to the floor*
by Mysterios Lady 2011 February 6, 2011
A trimming of the hair on ones posterior. A play on the phrase Hair Cut, but using the word chair instead, to imply where the posterior usually sits.
Pat: "Hey man, you ready for your gay blind date tomorrow?"
Jim: "Yeah I'm ready. I got a hair cut and, if you don't mind me mentioning, I got a chair cut as well."
Pat: "Hope you didn't do all that for nothing."
Jim: "Yeah I'm ready. I got a hair cut and, if you don't mind me mentioning, I got a chair cut as well."
Pat: "Hope you didn't do all that for nothing."
by Old Man Jeffrey May 13, 2022
When you fuck a girl while she is sat on you playing a videogame so during climax you make her lose the match so she will be swearing while cumming
Yesterday my girl was playing LoL on my account but I ended up losing a lot of LP because i did The Rage Gaming Chair
by Pikamatt_ May 31, 2021
"i have a chair kink."
by femboyoi August 12, 2023