Celtic FC

To take a great deal of offence about an issue to which you have barely any connection.

"Hey I was at the movies the other day...that Brad Pitt can't act for shit."

"Ah take a fence tae at, Brad nd me er big pals nd all."

"Sorry speak in English please. In any case, it sounded like you were going Celtic FC on my ass."

Celtic FC by djw1992 May 20, 2009

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Celtic FC

Best Football Team In The World

"Hey, did you hear Celtic FC won the SPL 3 times in a row?"

Celtic FC by AlexMc_Culloch June 27, 2008

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Celtic fc

The best club in Glasgow

Did you know that Kieran teirney the hottest man alive plays for Celtic fc

Celtic fc by Mrs teirney March 24, 2019

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Celtic fc

The best football team in Scotland

With an amazing atmosphere

Ah did you hear how RFC lost against Aberdeen today? Aye a did but if it was Celtic fc they would of won

Celtic fc by Sainsbury's youngboy December 5, 2020

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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