Catholic Jam

The phenomenon that occurs on Sundays directly following a Catholic Church service. Generally police are involved to allow all of the church-goers to leave the church and back up other traffic in the process

Friend 1: Hey what took you so long to get here?
Friend 2: Sorry, I didn't realize it was Sunday and got caught in a major Catholic Jam

by GirlWhoCriedOw November 23, 2009

St James Catholic High School

year 7’s get wetter and wetter every year and they cry over boys thinking they love them when in reality they weren’t even on a serious ting.
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year 8’s think they are cool because they ain’t the youngest no more and go a beef the year7’s.

year 9’s fucking hell they act older than their age with all their hall parties, usually in year9 people start to get serious relationships and loose their virginity.

Year10’s start to know to mind their on business but they won’t take shit from younger years.

Year11 is when clicks start forming, they always push in front of everyone at break and Lunch.

Man1. Do you know anyone in St James Catholic High School?
Man2. Yeah I know some year9’s they are fucking loud

by secrétroad May 26, 2020

James Sheahan Catholic High School

A school for pretentious drones who think that their copy pasted ideas belong to them. Most attendees of this school are stuck-up dickheads who would love nothing more than to suck of God himself.

Fool: "Hey, would you like to go to James Sheahan Catholic High School?"
Intellectual: "No, I would rather not observe the festering garbage that attends that horrid school"

by Kharaa Bacterium May 20, 2021