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cat driving a bus 

A term used to describe old television producers, who are presumably inept or out of touch with younger viewers, when they make inexplicable program decisions.
Producer: We're calling the new car segment "rides, whips and hoons."
Kevin: What the hell is a hoon?
Producer: You know, it's what you youngsters call...hmmm...
Kevin: I swear it's like a "cat driving a bus."
Producer: Just shut up and read your lines you little punk unless you wanna go back to bagging groceries.
Kevin: Sorry sir, can I get you some more coffee.
cat driving a bus by AOTS Fan September 29, 2010

Cat Driving a Bus 

That guy needs to relax, he looks like a cat driving a bus
Cat Driving a Bus by River Bandit September 23, 2010

Cat driving a bus 

used to describe sudden and radical decisions.
-He changed the meeting time from 5:00 to 12:00 and now to 7:00
D@mn!! It's like a Cat driving a bus!
Cat driving a bus by wiiS360 September 22, 2010

Cat Driving a Bus 

A fuzzy cat that drives a bus..
Dude I totally saw a "Cat Driving a bus."

IM DRIVING A BUS MEOOOOWOWWW!!!!NYAAAAA! *CRASH*
Cat Driving a Bus by Zossimus September 22, 2010

cat driving a school bus. 

Man, out of nowhere, a dude threw a pop-tart wrapped in bacon and underwear at me. Cat driving a school bus man...cat driving a school bus.
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