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cat and mouse 

When a man places his penis and nuts between his legs making him look like a woman from the front. Turning around and bending over it appears a little mouse is peaking out
John Darragh liked to show his mastery of penis puppetry by performing the classi cat and mouse
cat and mouse by Mark Preston March 12, 2003

cat and mouse 

a game played by 3rd graders at my school.when every ones a mouse except 1 person and they run around until all the mice have been caught. or a game played by 2 people in a SEXUAL way when a invisible mouse goes into a womans pussy and claims it home and the cat inother words the dick goes in to fish the mouse out by fuckin the girls brains out until he is sure hes ridded the mouse.
katie lets play cat and mouse
cat and mouse by asia July 12, 2004

cat and mouse 

A game played only when a member of the female class is in her menstraul cycle. The said female gets naked and runs around on her hands and knees. The "cat" who can be a member of either sex, also gets naked and chases the female around on their hands and knees. Upon catching the female, the "cat" removes the tampon from the female, and swings it around and plays with it like a cat does with a bloody mouse.
We cant have sex cause of that? Well shit, lets play cat and mouse.
cat and mouse by Lucas March 30, 2004

B.H. Cat and Mouse 

When a new couple gets together and the male persistently attempts drunken assaults on the females B.H. (butthole). In some cases he will even hide lubricant under the bed for such an occasion.
I'm sick of this B.H. Cat and Mouse shit. Lauren, you better get puckered up cause that butt is gettin' blown out tonight.

Playing cat and mouse

When 2 people are in bed. One is blindfolded and the others shoves a chunk of cheese up their ass. The blindfolded person then finds the cheese with their nose and sniffs it out.
That chick was so fast at playing cat and mouse
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