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Cat Hand 

The hand maintained by a cat owner who is allergic to cats. The cat owner must be careful to use the cat hand only for touching the cats or risk a terrible allergic reaction. Hand washing will return the cat hand to regular-hand status.
Guy 1: Dude, what happened to your face? Did you get stung by a bee? Like, in the eyeball?
Guy 2: Nah, I just had an itch and accidentally scratched with my cat hand.
Cat Hand by Cicero's Assassin November 7, 2007
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Cat hands 

Someone who uses their hands skillfully and quietly.
That shortstop has cat hands.
Cat hands by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) November 8, 2018
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Cat Handle 

A cat's tale, by which one can lift said animal, if necessary and non-traumatic to the animal. Some cat's will let you use their cat handle, and some will not.
I caught the kitty peeing on the floor, and carried it outside by its cat handle.
Cat Handle by GewehrWolf April 10, 2007

Cat Hands 

People who can't touch anything hot, who are extra sensitive to hot things. (A phrase used in Japan, as far as I know).
Foe example, when someone can't hold a hot cup of tea without a tissue (or something else to cover the cup) and usually waits till it cools down, one can use this phase "so-and-so person has cat hands".
Cat Hands by Theiaa July 22, 2022

handle cat 

a cat with a handle on its back
oh man, check out that handle cat!
HANDLE CAT DERRDERR!
handle cat by ftp420420 August 15, 2008

Handsome Cat 

Weird penis-boy and Karl from Jimme Nootron.
Loves that sweet niggar schlong.
Handsome Cat by Dapper Fellow? October 30, 2016

Cathandel 

(slang verb) When you can't handle a cat. Other term for "Can't Handle Cat".
My cat, Heaven, is so cute, I cathandel!

Our neighbor cathandels our cat.
Cathandel by JADirect_18 September 20, 2022
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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