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Chopping Carrot's
The sound made when two bodies smack together, usually during sexual intercourse. (especially anal.) This sound is similar to that of a carrot being chopped at a vigarous pace. Another way to make this sound is by striking ones open hand repeatedly with a fist.
Dave: You were really rough last night, you know chris?
Chris: i know, i was chopping carrot's ;)
Dave: sting's abit though.
Chris: i know, i was chopping carrot's ;)
Dave: sting's abit though.
Chopping Carrot's by GrebbyRolf September 29, 2010
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Levi’s carrot by Ponchopi May 8, 2022
Einstein’s carrot
Isint the law of gravity from when Einstein was under the tree and a carrot hit his head?
No, that’s Einstein’s carrot!
No, that’s Einstein’s carrot!
Einstein’s carrot by Einsteinscarrot February 22, 2025
a carrot in god's potato field
a) a social misfit, but someone who still somehow functions within their society.
b ) a person who doesn't follow professionally in the footsteps of either parent
b ) a person who doesn't follow professionally in the footsteps of either parent
dude 1) i can't understand why my parents don't appreciate me more. i want to a history teacher; my mom is a chemist, and dad is an engineer.
dude 2) did you lol ever consider that you might be a carrot in god's potato field, and that your parents wanted you to professionally follow in their footsteps. (starts laughing)
dude 2) did you lol ever consider that you might be a carrot in god's potato field, and that your parents wanted you to professionally follow in their footsteps. (starts laughing)
a carrot in god's potato field by Uncle Dimma June 4, 2013
job's a carrot
"There we are, job's a carrot!" says John as stands back and admires the fence he has just finished painting.
job's a carrot by Tommy Thomasson March 9, 2016
Pandora’s Milk Carton
Pandora’s Milk Carton is when you put an entire school lunch in a full carton of school skim choccy milk it is extremely disgusting
Pandora’s Milk Carton by Za hando May 18, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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murderhobo
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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