Superhero composed of five elements. Without any of these, he was the most useless thing ever, and even with these things, is still damn useless.
white kid: oh shit, we need CAPTAIN PLANET!
black kid: oh, no the asian kid's takin a shit
Latino kid: OK, i'll use heart power, the most contrived piece of shit ever.
black kid: oh, no the asian kid's takin a shit
Latino kid: OK, i'll use heart power, the most contrived piece of shit ever.
by Zaven, betch December 18, 2006
Captain Planet was a government conspiracy to makes people actually want to recycle. Just goes to show you how affective the government is, I mean just look at the show!
by The Best November 19, 2003
A homo-erotic invention of Ted Turner.
by this cartoon is gay gay gay.....damn it it's gay May 18, 2004
The "god" worshiped by the Democratic Party.
Just go to one of their environmental rallies and you will see Democrats praying to and worshiping Captain Planet.
by it's weird freaky shit man September 19, 2005
When a girl is having vaginal sex, as well as anal sex while sucking a dick, and is jerking two guys off, during this fiasco the guys totaling five put their hands to gether and yell "Gooo... PLanet!!!"
by Cent2Crew October 30, 2008
A TV "hero" who was summoned by a group of "planeteers" to defeat "eco-villans". The summon starts with "Fire" and continues with the rest of the planeteers with "Earth", "Wind", "Water", and "Heart". This, in turn, summons Captain Planet to save the day in this fictional TV show.
Also, it's a general internet fad for GameFAQs message boards, wherein each user starts the fad with "Fire", and the rest of the people are expected to follow through with the summon until the original "Fire" poster or sometimes another poster finishes the summon. These summons, when pulled off correctly are usually found funny, and make any topic off-topic and marked for deletion. Anyone who breaks said fad, is dispised.
Also, it's a general internet fad for GameFAQs message boards, wherein each user starts the fad with "Fire", and the rest of the people are expected to follow through with the summon until the original "Fire" poster or sometimes another poster finishes the summon. These summons, when pulled off correctly are usually found funny, and make any topic off-topic and marked for deletion. Anyone who breaks said fad, is dispised.
Poster1: Fire!
Poster2: Earth!
Poster3: Wind!
Poster4: Water!
Poster5: Heart!
PosterX: With your powers combined, I am Captain Planet
<off-topic-ness ensues>
Poster2: Earth!
Poster3: Wind!
Poster4: Water!
Poster5: Heart!
PosterX: With your powers combined, I am Captain Planet
<off-topic-ness ensues>
by HyperRyun/Bob December 8, 2006
by Paul February 16, 2005