Candy Pimp

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1. A man who preys on young women due to them being naive and impressionable.

2. An older, usually wealthy, homosexual man who enjoys the company of young muscular, physically superior men. Getting what he wants and controlling them through having affluence and promises of material things.

1. Kyle: Dude, Lester has mad women!

James: Man those are young girls, he is a Candy Pimp.

2. Osei: I saw this rich lookin white dude buyin this big ass scared lookin brotha a gang of clothes at the mall this weekend!

James: That white dude was a likely Candy Pimp!

Candy Pimp by Insurv Pimp May 1, 2014

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Cotton Candy Pimp

Same as Cotton-Candy Pimp.
Chris Pretti

There goes the Cotton Candy Pimp!

Cotton Candy Pimp by Zeke March 10, 2004

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

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