Candy Pimp

1. A man who preys on young women due to them being naive and impressionable.

2. An older, usually wealthy, homosexual man who enjoys the company of young muscular, physically superior men. Getting what he wants and controlling them through having affluence and promises of material things.

1. Kyle: Dude, Lester has mad women!

James: Man those are young girls, he is a Candy Pimp.

2. Osei: I saw this rich lookin white dude buyin this big ass scared lookin brotha a gang of clothes at the mall this weekend!

James: That white dude was a likely Candy Pimp!

Candy Pimp by Insurv Pimp May 1, 2014

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Cotton Candy Pimp

Same as Cotton-Candy Pimp.
Chris Pretti

There goes the Cotton Candy Pimp!

Cotton Candy Pimp by Zeke March 10, 2004

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Related Words

Candy Pimp • Cotton Candy Pimp • Pimp Canny • Pimp Daddy Caddy • candy • candy cane • Candy Ass • candy shop • candy apple • candy corn

Pimp Canny

Style, Pimp Like Grace and Swagger. Doing something to better your position in life.

Im going to do this task to the best of my ability, Im going to do it like a Pimp Canny.

Pimp Canny by Tommy Mouscardy November 25, 2007

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Pimp Daddy Caddy

The name for a Cadilac owned by a pimp or a pimp daddy.

Hey man! Look at that Pimp Daddy Caddy!

Pimp Daddy Caddy by that they them she he is are a May 22, 2020

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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