Canadian Elf Share definition Flag A small, usually blonde haired person, that is very annoying. Occationally seen with freezer elfs. JIM: Damn Candian Elf, always crawling up my leg and biting the inside of my ass! Canadian Elf by Alen A. and Igor B. June 16, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the Canadian Elf mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch