The unfortunate soul who answers 911 calls and is unable to make fun of you for it, or point out how dumb you are.
Your neighbor's lawn trimmings are getting on your lawn? The kids are throwing a superball near your car? Your 5 year old is out of control and won't go to bed? Your teenager isn't listening to you? The neighbors bush is too big? McDonalds didn't give you exact change? The car in front of you is driving slow on purpose? And it goes on, and on, and on...
Your neighbor's lawn trimmings are getting on your lawn? The kids are throwing a superball near your car? Your 5 year old is out of control and won't go to bed? Your teenager isn't listening to you? The neighbors bush is too big? McDonalds didn't give you exact change? The car in front of you is driving slow on purpose? And it goes on, and on, and on...
911 Call Taker EMERGENCY
My neighbors are playing their tv too loud, it's 3 in the afternoon and my cats usually take a nap right now...
AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
My neighbors are playing their tv too loud, it's 3 in the afternoon and my cats usually take a nap right now...
AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
by AK5482 March 17, 2011
the career of helping people with emergencys that dial 911
the career of dealing with ass-holes that call 911 when they don't have an emergency
the career of dealing with ass-holes that call 911 when they don't have an emergency
call taker "911 where is your emergency"
caller "yes officer..are you a dective"
call taker "no sir, i'm just a 911 call taker"
caller "yes officer..are you a dective"
call taker "no sir, i'm just a 911 call taker"
by Selena Hart October 19, 2008
this isn't a joke my captor forgot to block urban dictionary this is my only escape I am being held in the basement of 308 negra arroyo lane albuquerque new mexico 87104
Joe: "Hey Jerry, how are you doing today?"
Jerry: "I'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking"
Joe: "Great to hear!"
Jerry: "I'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking"
Joe: "Great to hear!"
by Yeet-Fa-Feet September 16, 2022
by Mr. Myanmar October 18, 2023