Me:Hey callie. Why have no women been to mars.
Also me : because it doesnt need cleaning
Callie: do you honestly think your funny. Its not funny to joke about women only being good at cleaning
by Callies a Huge Snowflake April 6, 2021
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Curly brown hair, blue eyes and hates the sound off metal in your teeth
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callie: the best mf you’ll ever meet.
vinnie hacker: hey, you know callie?
josh: who?
vinnie hacker: you don’t know callie??…. shes the finest person ever.
by vinnie hacker stan July 4, 2021
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callie: the best mf person in the world. purr.
vinnie hacker: you know that girl callie?
john: who?
vinnie hacker: the finest person in the world. that’s who.
by vinnie hacker stan July 4, 2021
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Callie is the sweetest lickle bean you can find. shes absolutely amazing and will cheer you up whenever you need it. shes full of enthusiasm about whatever she wants to be. she obsesses alot and is in love with about 4 different women/ men 3 times her age. but she can be gay and if she is shes extremely gay as. but shes the best thing that could happen to anyone
person 1: hey man, are you dating Callie?
person 2: um yeah shes perfect.

Yo was Callie saying anything earlier?

Yeah but just about Katie Mcgrath and Jodie Comer
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Callie is a friendly and hilarious person. She appears to be somewhat of a know-it-all at first, but once you get to know her, she’s one of the calmest and most easy-going people you will meet. Sometimes her humor is annoying and she is too sarcastic, but that is just something you’ll have to deal with. If you have a Callie in your life, prepare to have a new best friend.
“Have you met Callie?”
Yeah, she’s really cool.”
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