When you and your partner press asshole to asshole and both push at the same time so they suction cup together.
Last night in the bath me and my lady did the calamari and she ripped out some of my butthole hair
by Cliffypoo June 21, 2017
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Referring to a man whom is uncircumcised
Oh no here comes calamari guy
by Cloey money May 23, 2018
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A Squid that gets abused by people on discord
My friend walked into the bar and yelled out, "Calamary!"
by noturavgmom April 20, 2017
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