Cactus Crotch

The feeling of itchyness that occurs from having pubic hair grow back a little while after you shave. It usually only lasts for a short while, until the hair grows more fully or the person shaves again. When the person shaves again, however, cactus crotch is sure to come back temporarily.

I am always itching my private regions whenever I get cactus crotch. I generally get funny looks in public when I do so, and I like to wear sweatpants when I have the infirmity.

by Myagooshki February 21, 2011

cactus crotch

Vagina made prickly by stubble.

Warren complained to his dawgs about Mary's cactus crotch leaving him all cut up.

by crazii maisey October 18, 2007

Cactus crotch

When your pubes stick out of your spandex shorts for all to see

Oh my goodness I can see you cactus crotch thru you spandex. You need to get waxed.

by Pokey crotch March 31, 2017

Cactus Crotch Syndrome

A Condition Caused By Pubic Stubble On Either A Male Or Female, That Almost Always Irritates A Partner Who Is Trying To Be Intimate. Sometimes The Irritation Gets To The Point That Intercourse Must Discontinue.

When Teresa Shaved "Downtown" It Was So Sexy...But Since It's Been Two Weeks, She's Developed Cactus Crotch Syndrome.

by Manscaper2.0 March 15, 2010