Crispy fries

Refers to a dry and chapped wenis (the skin on the outside of your elbow)
You've got crispy fries, you should get some lotion for them
by Destructaur September 30, 2016
mugGet the Crispy friesmug.

crispy fried

that minimarshmellow is crispy fried.
by yo dougie January 20, 2009
mugGet the crispy friedmug.

super crispy fried rice

When a penis gets infected and the end of it looks like well a clump of rice, kinda crispy definitely gross and is almost unbelievable.
person 1: dude, do you have super crispy fried rice?
person 2: what's that?
person 1: some disease that makes the end of your dick look like fried rice
person 2: man thats digusting!
by illgamer97 July 20, 2012
mugGet the super crispy fried ricemug.

Fried Crispy

Another term for being sunburned. Usually a person who is fried crispy has a relatively moderate sunburn which could entail some peeling. Being fried crispy usually occurs when a person is too stupid, or too stubborn, to apply sunscreen before being outside during the spring and summer. Having red or blonde hair and light skin also gives a person a higher likelihood of being fried crispy.
Person 1: Wow, you've got a really bad sunburn!
Person 2: Awww man! I'm fried crispy!
by pumpkin_patch90 April 18, 2009
mugGet the Fried Crispymug.
Used for the most extraordinarily confusing or weird moments, say this when the most WIERD shit goes down
hey guys what--… what in the actual hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck is this CHAT?!
by Plutoid Federal Navy June 28, 2021
mugGet the What in the actual hot crispy Kentucky fried fuckmug.
when you and your babe start making out put the fries into her pussy and then eat them. yum.
wowzers dude, i totally did the crispy pretzel chicken fries with tasha!
by sussybls December 03, 2023
mugGet the Crispy Pretzel Chicken Friesmug.