Crafted

For one to have a feeling of utter and total retardation via intoxication or inebriation imposed by ones close friend or foe - with or without thier consent.
Verb: craft {“i will craft that crap out you!”}
Verb: crafting {“sup!?” “Yeah nah - bita crafting going on with turts”}
Adj: Crafted {“Oh mate- you look crafted AF!}

Fitty: (Laying on the sticky carpet floor)How the did I get this retarded tonight?
Turtle: You’ve been f@$king crafted , you dumb ass!!

by Furtley May 30, 2018

crafted

Adj. An object or person who is:

1. fake

2. try hard
3. not authentic

Dahreal: yo you see that girl over there
Chad: Yee the one with dem heels
Dahreal: her face is so crafted

by Rayflurry April 21, 2016

Crafted

Hot artist 😳

Crafted is so pretty and hot

by Crafted irl May 21, 2021

crafted by angels

an arse that is so sublimely perfect

her ass was crafted by angels man!

by louster? December 10, 2009

Team Crafted

Team crafted is a popular group consisting of friends who play mostly Minecraft together. The group members (ordered by popularity) include SkyDoesMinecraft, BajanCanadian, ASFJerome or JeromeASF, TrueMU or MinecraftUniverse, Ssundee, Deadlox or DeadloxMC, HuskyMudkipper or HuskyMUDKIPZ, BlueMonkeyYT or BlueMonkey, WeedLion, and DeceptiBonks (not actually considered a member but she is the artist). Several of the members (SkyDoesMinecraft, BajanCanadian, ASFJerome, MinecraftUniverse) are currently living together in Los Angeles, CA.

Person #1: Who is your favorite Minecraft YouTuber group?
Person #2: I can't choose between Yogscast or Team Crafted!

by homestuckingHetalian February 28, 2014

team crafted

team crafted is a couple of people who play minecraft and are very popular.like deadlox, sky/adam, huskymudkipz, ssundee, weedlion. bluemonkey, deceptivebonk, jeromeasf, bajancanadian, and sky is most popular. they all moved in in 2013 and are now living together

deadlox, sky/adam, huskymudkipz, ssundee, weedlion, bluemonkey, deceptivebonk, jeromeasf, and bajancanadian. these are all members of team crafted.

by skyette December 19, 2013

Hand crafted specimen

built like a machamp

I’m one real hand crafted specimen

by Machamp69 October 11, 2021