crabby patty

the burgers that sponge bob makes at the crusty crab.

hey, sponge bob! where's my crabby patty?

by blaine July 15, 2003

Crabby Pattie

A clump of cat urine (often found with one or more sewer pickles) in the plastic cat toliet if a clumping kitty litter is used. Gets its name from the Krabby Patty, a sandwich made at the Krusty Krab by SpongeBob SquarePants because it is often somewhat flattened and patty-shaped.

Note spelling; the Krabby Patty is generally known to be delectable -- you simply would not want to eat a clump of cat potty.

Mom, I only found one Crabby Pattie in Boots' litterbox this morning.

by Telephony March 30, 2015

crabby patty

Someone who comes to work EVERY day in a bad mood.

Sarah is such a crabby Patty

by Her Boss May 7, 2004

Crabby Patty

A hamburger from In- N - Out. Secret-Secret Menu, with 2 buns covered in Thousand Island dressing, then grilled to create a magnificent burger. Limited time only.

"Can I get a crabby patty, I love that burger."

by John Dickens May 30, 2008

Crabby Patty

AKA - Urinal Cake

"CRABBY PATTY" - The unusual foreign object you find in Mens Urinals

by SloppyShocker July 12, 2011

Crabby Patty

A female with crabs or with a nasty pussy has a Crabby Patty.

Daaaaamnnn!!!! you hear bout monica? she got that Crabby Patty.

by Cut Throat Boyz November 16, 2005

crabby patty

When an individual, who has a crab tattooed on their ass, sticks their bare ass in someone else's face

Hey look! What's his face passed out on the couch!! I'm gonna give him a crabby patty.

by Ragin Kagin July 26, 2010