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Converge

A brilliant hardcore band with possibly the best lyrics in the genre.
Did you see the Converge show last week? It was fuckin' sick.
by Danagon October 26, 2004
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The act of bringing two penis tips together. A commonly enjoyed homosexual act, it is used to give both partners the feeling of "domination" that many crave. Many describe the experience as an explosive reaction that immediately results from the feel of another penis's tip. The explosion is a powerful wave that knocks both partners back in a sea of pleasure, leaving both exhausted and satisfied.
The explosive mess left by our convergence was only a sweet reminder of the mind-blowing effect that two penis heads can have on each other.

Dad: What were you doing with your friend the other night? Son: Converging dad, all the guys are doing it! Dad: Haha, I know. It just reminds me of my crazy days of Penis touching, boy did I spend hours cleaning up after those nights!
by Grow an inch a year August 17, 2012
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A scene kid's wet dream: an overrated, artsy metalcore band who's fanbase is mainly made up of males between the ages of 19-25 who dress and behave like 13 year old females.

They sound like a five year old messing around with a guitar for the first time, a dog being abused next to a microphone, with some standard metalcore drumming. Amazing! (sarcasm)
A few examples of Converge fanboys:
"Dude, I just bought a Jane Doe zipup off the net, it's sick, do you think Jacob Bannon will let me blow him now?"

"If you don't like Converge at first, take some drugs and it will be amazing"
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probably the most overrated band in metal today. loved by new-schoolers worldwide.
"hey man, want to go and see Converge next weekend?" "hell no brah. i'm going to Tampa to see Disembodied, Ascension, Overcast, and Bloodlet. You should come."
by Scooterpie April 30, 2005
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A scene kid's wet dream: an overrated, artsy metalcore band who's fanbase is mainly made up of males between the ages of 19-25 who dress and behave like 13 year old females.

They sound like a five year old messing around with a guitar for the first time, a dog being abused next to a microphone, with some standard metalcore drumming. Amazing! (sarcasm)
A few examples of Converge fanboys:
"Dude, I just bought a Jane Doe zipup off the net, it's sick, do you think Jacob Bannon will let me blow him now?"

"If you don't like Converge at first, take some drugs and it will be amazing"
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converge

A scene kid's wet dream: an overrated, artsy metalcore band who's fanbase is mainly made up of males between the ages of 19-25 who dress and behave like 13 year old females.
They sound like a five year old messing around with a guitar for the first time, a dog being abused next to a microphone, with some standard metalcore drumming. Amazing! (sarcasm)

An few examples of Converge fanboys:
"Dude, I just bought a Jane Doe zipup off the net, it's sick, do you think Jacob Bannon will let me blow him now?"

"If you don't like Converge at first, take some drugs and it will be amazing"
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Perhaps one of the greatest metalcore bands—likely even one of the pioneers of the genre—known for their 2001 studio album Jane Doe, although Converge is known for others.
With a style that merged extreme metal with hardcore punk, Converge is the metalcore band that sticks out the most.
Converge is fucking awesome!
by 7568ino December 2, 2023
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