Typical
residents of midwestern sprawl. Generally obese, thes e creatures have
lifestyles centered around television viewing , cheap canned beer, and bad low-fiber foods. Working crappy corporate service-sector jobs, they generally vote
republican and don't care why.
The cheese curd, being too lazy to walk while shopping at WalMart, chose to employ one of the
electric wheelchairs
reserved for mobility-impaired patrons.