PERP: man i woke up this morning and i was at some old dudes house on his couch and my pants were off it was crazy, i have no idea how i got there, but my ass REALLY hurts!
FRIEND: MAN! YOU GOT CANNELLA'D!!
FRIEND: MAN! YOU GOT CANNELLA'D!!
by U.S.S. NZ1SNA March 30, 2009