call my mom

v. get someone in trouble.

Someone takes your stuff.
You respond with,
"Dude, I'm going to call my mom!"

by Jules P. December 28, 2007

Call my mom

An excuse for temporarily leaving a room full of friends, usually to go masturbate.

Hey dude, where did you go just now?

Oh, uh, I just went to the bathroom to call my mom. It's been like 2 or 3 days since I've had the chance to call my mom!

by asdf91 February 20, 2010