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C A B is short for Cunt Ass Bitch, easily used when out in public or "little" ears are present.
Example: Did you just see that C A B cut me off!?!

Sara is being such a C A B lately, you know what her deal is?
C A B by Allie48823 January 3, 2006
Words you can keep
C - cock
A - Ass
B - Balls

What your chin , neck ,upper and lower lip, nose, hair, hands, pillows, sheets, toys..... smell like after a marathon ass licking fuck session. Yum !!!!
"Damn" You think to yourself That is the best C A B ride I have ever been on.
C A B by Kimberstar6 September 7, 2013
Crazy Ass Bitch! Some crazy chick that won't leave you alone!
I took that C.A.B. out Saturday and now she stalking me!

Dude, don't fuck with her...She's a C.A.B.!
The literal meaning is to Choke A Bitch. It refers to when a girl is constantly "pissing" you off.
Her voice just makes me want to C.A.B.
C.A.B by WAJC October 27, 2008
C.A.B is an acronym for "Crazy Ass Bitch". It can be used as a noun or a verb. One can say it as C.A.B or simply "cab". Both versions are meant to be codewords and can be used at any time when there is a "Crazy Ass Bitch" in the room. Here are some examples to display the uses of C.A.B.
" Man my girlfriend was acting like a total C.A.B last night."

"Wow I got totally C.A.B'd by my mom."

"Whoah check out that cab over there, she's taking off her clothes while singing Poker Face and lighting shit on fire too!"
C.A.B by RoRoJoJo July 4, 2009
You stupid little C.A.B.
C.A.B by Sxy mofo September 15, 2017
Kyara - I don't like u Marissa

Marissa- I dont like you either
Kyara- shut up before I c.a.b
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