Butt Clown

One (or more) males in a group who always think they are funny, but instead embarrass their friends - especially around women.

Tom: "Ugh, I was talking to these two hot chicks, and then Doug comes up outta nowhere and starts dry humping me, thinking he was being funny"

Dave: "What a butt clown...I've got his car keys, let's just take off and leave him here"

by frostboy74 September 16, 2009

clown butt

Person who has an unusually large and comical looking ass coupled with wide hips, especially if they have a normal upper body and thin waist. Mostly seen on women.
Clown butt is NOT badonkadonk because clown butt does not appeal to ass lovers.

Man, she's got major clown butt.

by Rick Cain December 29, 2007

Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt

It speaks for itself though doesn't it?

Hym "Breaking! Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt but disparages men who dress like clown women and DON'T fuck little boys in the butt. He has to pretend I don't exist because if we both have cameras pointed at us at the same time, I'm going to bet him that I can fuck his wife better than him, and then he immediately loses the interaction because he knows that I'm right and framing reality in the way that you want it to be perceived for your viewers IS BETTER truth. It's more true than truth. It's YOUR truth. And people like it because it's a VERSION of truth that affirms his narcissistic delusions of superiority. Now, I know what you're thinking 'But Hym! I thought there was no such thing as "versions" of truth! You said there is only THE truth' and you're right! But I just say shit that I don't believe sometimes and have no responsibility to maintain any kind of continuity of thought or belief."

Iam "Ope... It says it's loading but I highly doubt they have a gif for 'Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt'... Instead I'll just do a cat. Meow. That'll lighten the mood... There. "

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

ButtClown

A Buttclown is a person known as a fool. They speak nothing but nonsense and never say anything relevant. Most individuals that experience Psychosis are a buttclown.

"Psychosis was being a real buttclown on that private tracker."

by JellyRolls January 25, 2015

buttclown

someone who likes to check out the anus of homeless people in central park, also used to desrcibe a koala in the outback. if you have only one left nut and two right ones you are probably a victim of child abuse and see a psycologist. thats all for now if you want to know more you are a loser and should get a life before the devil steels your soul and you get blown up by a suicide bombing.

damn that guy who looked in that hobo's asshole is a BUTTCLOWN
damn that koala that i saw on animal planet is a buttclown
damn that guy who flashed us with 3 balls should see a doctor

by stoneman123 July 19, 2006

Buttclown

A person who dresses up their butt like a clown, and acts like a fool. The person paints his butt like a clown, and puts a big red nose in the hole.

He's a buttclown man.

by Davis Z. April 6, 2004

ButtClown

A Buttclown is a person known as a fool. They speak nothing but nonsense and never say anything relevant. Most individuals that experience Psychosis are a buttclown.

"Psychosis was being a real buttclown on that private tracker."

by JellyRolls January 25, 2015