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to lick one's thumb and shove it up another's but hole.
She wouldn't give it up last night so gave her a but willy.
But Willy by maggotnictron February 14, 2007
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But will it drifito? 

"But will it drifito?" is the first thing a Japanese automotive enthusiast (Japanese person who likes Japanese cars) asks when presented with a foreign car. This byword is meant by the speaker to inquire whether the car (or other vehicle) in question will drift, distorting the word into "drifito".
Rolls-Royce engineer: "We present the newest fruit of our labors: the Phantom, the finest, most exquisite of motor-cars."
Datsun engineer: "Very nice. But will it DRIFITO?"
But will it drifito? by catniptwelve November 21, 2013

I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it 

A great quote from the philosopher Voltaire.
There is also a great singer named Voltaire.
Idiot: Pineapple Pizza is good
Voltaire: I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it

Oh but you will 

It’s a subtle line someone says to make something a sexual joke about the possible innuendo In the last thing said. Almost like a , that’s what she said, but undercover and with style.
“ Her: it’s so hard to fit in

Me: ohh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ... but it will be

Her: Bring me an umbrella so I don’t get wet.
Me: ... hehehe .. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) oh but you will *smiling pervertedly* “

Yeah, but there will be more apples than oranges. 

When you caught someone about to fuck up and you correct them before they make a fool of themselves.
They look at you and say "Why not?".
You look that village idiot in the eye and say "Yeah, but there will be more apples than oranges."

Bills 💵 are not available on Monday but I will have to send 

I got the water tank and I got the water tank and I got the water tank and I got the water
I got the water tank and I Bills 💵 are not available on Monday but I will have to send

<.7.9.7.6.>I Do Not Know What I Did To Deserve This But I will Kill YOu <.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>I Do Not Know What I Did To Deserve This But I will Kill YOu <.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I Do Not Know What I Did To Deserve This But I will Kill YOu <.7.9.7.6.>
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