Burritos Day 

A day inspired by the Sublime song, "Burritos". You stay in bed all day, very rarely getting out, if at all. The goal is to stay in bed from the moment you wake up to the moment you go to bed. Preparations should be made the day before, for example: a cooler full of food, snacks, and drinks. Certain exceptions will be made for bathroom use, getting extra food if you run out, or medical emergencies.

Bob: Dude! I'm gonna have a Burritos Day tomorrow!
Jim: Pfft- that's nothin'! I once had a Burrito Week!
Bob: I'm so sorry.
Jim: Yeah, it wasn't fun...

Burritos Day by Zomegad September 24, 2011

Burrito Day 

Burrito Day (n) – A day in which all men consume burrito’s in order to gain supreme and often super human strength and intelligence. Once dismissed as a myth, a small cluster of men were found to still perform the ancient act of burrito day in Sydney, their feats are often covered in documentaries by film makers brave enough to step into their territory

I do not want to eat breakfast because it is Burrito Day.

Burrito Day by Burritoman23 August 25, 2011

National Stripper and Burrito Day 

National Stripper and Burrito Day is celebrated every year on April 24th. We celebrate the love we have for both Strippers and Burritos.

I wish everyday was National Stripper and Burrito Day

National Stripper and Burrito Day by Stormofhail April 24, 2023