Burlington, NC 

A city/country area full of old neighborhoods and new developments. When there are sidewalks, its only on one half of the street. Trees and forests are EVERYWHERE, and since it doesn't really have a town, everyone goes to Graham to have fun. But hey, in exchange you get a nice southern, home-filled experience. Or if you live near the shitty neighborhoods a latino, obnoxious experience.

Dude 1: "Hey man, I live in Burlington, NC."
Dude 2: "Man, that place sucks."
Dude 3:"No way best drugs and girls ever!"
Dude 4: "I like the wildlife."
Dude 5: "No hablos englis."

Burlington, NC by rollercoaster August 6, 2008

Burlington, NC 

A town that used to be cool back when Holly Hill Mall was a thing. Now it’s full of crackheads doing crackhead things, that’ll blow you for a 4 for 4 from Wendy’s. There are nice parts of town but you have to be rich to live there and they’re always one street over from a known drug dealer’s house. There is absolutely nothing to do here and it mostly caters to old people getting the early bird special at Harbor Inn or the druggies looking to score their next high. Don’t go here.

Guy one: You wanna go down to Burlington?
Guy two: why, you looking to score some meth?
Guy one: yeah man, that’s all Burlington, NC is really good for.

Burlington, NC by CrayonCreater October 16, 2019

West Burlington, NC 

West Burlington, NC is where Walmart, Target, Holly Hill Mall, the best restaurants, and Alamance Crossing is. There's a whole lot to do here instead of being in boring downtown...and east Burlington where crackheads live.

Friend #1: "wanna go to West Burlington, NC?"
Friend: "yep cuz there's more things to do there"

West Burlington, NC by carolina336 February 12, 2021

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012