cutting off you or your male companions bellend above the shaft of the penis and hollowing out the area beneath to create a small pocket of storage. Further furniture or decorations can be added both inside and outside of the bunker, and magnets or a nail hinger system can be added to create better security. You can store whatever you like in the mushroom bunker. Having a mushroom bunker is a sign of high respect, due to the fact that you need a big penis to have a good mushroom bunker.
"Hey james, I want a mint"
"Sure thing friend let me grab a wondrous eclipse mint from the north-east sector of my Mushroom Bunker"
"I have a small quantity of polish miniature men living in my Mushroom Bunker
"Sure thing friend let me grab a wondrous eclipse mint from the north-east sector of my Mushroom Bunker"
"I have a small quantity of polish miniature men living in my Mushroom Bunker
by james michael jerkoff August 7, 2020
Sloppy looking and probably smelly like a can of tuna that’s been sitting out for 15 years; smells and looks like an old women’s crotch
Wow Karen is really looking like a ho bunker tonight.
Do you smell that? There must be a ho bunker in here
Do you smell that? There must be a ho bunker in here
by Hobunker123 February 27, 2021
"It's pissing outside, first storm of the rainy season and millions of big, ploppy raindrops are bunker-bombing themselves into the drought-hibernized ground, busting up its crust to release the smell of petrichor."
by mimbijones April 4, 2023
The reproductive organs of the human female, but after the specimen has had atleast 1 child, or is pregnant.
dude 1: hey have you seen that chick, shes soooooo hot.
dude 2: man she has like 2 kids.
dude 1: I know, I tottally want to have a meat party in her Baby Bunker.
dude 2: man she has like 2 kids.
dude 1: I know, I tottally want to have a meat party in her Baby Bunker.
by T-cat July 15, 2010
When you pull out and smack your partner in the ass after having dirty anal sex, in which shit gets all over their ass. Quickly wipe the sheets with it and turn them around and shove their face in the shit wiped sheets.
by shitty dick June 28, 2014